When Dolph got the pin and IC Title.
When it starts to sink in.
Rage starts to overflow with Russ.
Russ can no longer control himself.
He tries to tear his shirt off.
He is too emotionally weak and opts to unbutton it.
Finally, the chains that binded him are no more.
He gets angry at my Monster Lemonade Rehab.
"If Miz can't win, you can't have your beverage!"
Russ grapples with the can.
He cannot hurt it with his hands, so he opts to stomp.
Like an angry Godzilla, Russ chooses to destroy.
Russ is confused. Is this the Dolph Ziggler of cans?
Much like John Cena, Russ never gives up.
"You're not so tough now are ya?........Bitch!"
Russ starts to mentally break down mourning the loss.
Out come the chocolates and tissues.
He warned us of his riot gear.
Overcome by emotion, he barely tastes the chocolate.
So begins the temper tantrum from Hell.
"Don't you look at me. Don't man, just don't."
"Russ, it's not your fault, man."
He rises like a Phoenix, and let's out an explosive kick.
Russ hurt himself.......today.
"You go to Hell! You go to Hell and you die!!!"
I check on Russ in the bathroom minutes later.
"Honky Tonk Man still holds the record! WHYYY?"
"Why couldn't they just give me this one little thing?"
"Miz, Maryse, and myself all deserved so much more."
"Why have you forsaken me, Vince MacMahon?"
A real man's riot always ends on the bathroom floor.
The little guy is all tuckered out from rioting.
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