First off, shout out to Steve Armer for giving me a head’s up about this movie. It has an interesting enough plot description, so I’m looking forward to it. Secondly, I can’t help but think of all the various ways they have referred to the dog on The Simpsons, Santa’s Little Helper. My favorite being the episode where Bart uses his dog’s name to get a credit card and it reads Santos L Halper, and of course Comic Book Guy does the whole “if that is your real name, Bart Simpson”. Ahhhh classic. Back to the movie.
This kid is obsessed with Satan after playing some video game called Satan’s Little Helper. Douglas, or Dougie, is obsessed in a weird unhealthy way with his sister Jenna. Jenna is home on vacation and brought some dude named Alex with her, so Dougie is jealous. And of course the mom, Merrill, played by Amanda Plummer, of Pulp Fiction and Needful Things fame. Apparently she also did Hunger Games Catching Fire, but I’m not a teenage girl, so I could care less. She was Honey Bunny, and if any of you fucking pricks stop reading, I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of you. I’m serious, so bitches, be cool.
So this kid has found a person, most likely a dude who is a killer, and the kid wants to help him, or be like an apprentice. The side story with the mom, sister, and dude is bland so far, but this kid is great. So Dougie has brought “satan” down in his basement. Dougie wants him to kill Alex. Satan has broken a bottle of wine and tried drinking it through the mask, and is now in the basement smelling panties. Classic! I need some Count Chocula. As a matter of fact, if you find any, let me know so I can acquire more. The first box is almost gone.
Wow, the scene with Satan and Jenna….fantastic. Let’s just say boobs are involved, but it’s funny as hell. I have during this movie way more than I anticipated. I must admit, I have had a solid day of movies I have never seen. This is like a wrong feel good movie. Oh, and we just had a scene with bare boobs and ass. The wait is finally over!!! Nice ass. This movie, it’s funny in a unique way, not like Shawn of the Dead or Dale and Tucker. It’s got it’s own whimsical taste of humor. The kid thinks everything is make believe, like in the video game, but the violence is very real.
The blood and gore is beyond cheesy. Like really bad. I think in a case like this, you can chalk that up to charm, because it’s blatantly bad. Satan is flat out stealing the show, and hasn’t said a single word. He’s pulling a comedic Jason Voorhees almost.
So I just finished it, and it fell into an unfortunate lull where the first half was an 8, but the second half was like a 5. Average that out, you get 6.5 and that seems absolutely reasonable to me. The ending, all things considering is better than what I thought it would be. A lot better actually. Unfortunately, in order for the film to unfold, the second half could not maintain the pace that the first half did. I did have a problem with a few scenes with how dumb people got at the party and in the basement. Still, I honestly think if you want a fun little movie, this is an absolutely fine choice.
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