I saw this while working, and I liked it, a few years ago. Let’s see how it holds up.
We meet JT and Rickie, 2 high school guys. The guy who plays Rickie was in the Evil Dead remake. Rick wants a chick named Joann, and these guys are skipping school. May as well go to the nuthouse to drink some brews. Is this the same building that they used in Boo? So the guys break in, start trashing things like idiots and drinking. JT wants to go to the tunnels. There is a dog down there that chases them, and they run like cowards. They find a door and open it, after taking for F’N ever.
They find a dead girl wrapped in plastic, and she is nude and bloody. Oh, she is moving. The guys are clueless about what to do. There, we have boobs. JT is all about touching her. JT punches Rick for bothering him during his touching.
At home, Rick sees Clint, his mom’s boyfriend. Clint tells him to be a man and take care of business. Clint is Michael Bowen, AKA, Buck from Kill Bill. At an underpass, I think, Rickie is target practicing with his gun. JT needs him to come see something.
Back to the girl’s room. She woke up and struggled, but never screamed. She tried to bite him, so he hit her to try to get her to stop, but it didn’t work, so he hit her again, cause it felt good. He repeatedly punched her. Rick calls JT a sick fuck. JT steals Rickie’s gun. He then shoots the girl and Rick passes out. Rick wakes up, and she is still moving. JT has tried killing her 3 times, still alive, and not on drugs. She is cold to the touch. The question is, what do. JT asks him what he thinks about using her for pussy. Rickie is in disbelief. So time to keep a secret, keep it between them, nobody else. JT touches her leg and the higher up, the more she quivered, and then less as he went back down.
The next day, Rickie is at school staring at Joann as she makes out with a jock. Rickie talks to a librarian about reincarnation, then at home daydreams about Joann sucking him off. How he fantasizes about the Dead girl, only she is using teeth. You don’t want that mister.
Rickie goes back to the room. Now JT has brought Wheeler into the room and they are taking turns with her. Rickie is pissed that JT broke the promise. Rickie gets bolt cutters from the local weed dealer guy who works at a junkyard in exchange for his bike. Rickie goes to the room, cuts her arms free, she grabs him, he bails. JT and Wheeler come down to fuck, and she scratches JT and JT is pissed and yelling at Rickie, blaming him, but he is hiding and gets away. The dog scares JT back into the room. Some kid in the locker room asks Rick about where to find Wheeler. Wheeler has something to show him for $10. Rickie is pissed and yells at this guy, then yells at Wheeler.
JT has spent the night with her, and she is dry. But hey, they find an infected wound, and it is wet, so JT calls dibs. Rickie awkwardly asks Joann out. After school, Joann’s jock boyfriend, Johnny, beats up Rickie and Wheeler. Joann is pissed at him, so Johnny blames Rickie. Wheeler tells them to go fuck themselves as they have the sweetest whore. Well, Johnny throws them in the trunk. Good call. Rickie says that they can’t tell Johnny or they will go to jail.
Johnny and his buddy Dwyer bring them out. Dwyer has a baseball bat. They beat on Ricky more. Wheeler squealed, and now they are checking out the dead girl and talking with JT. JT talks about having her tied up for S & M purposes. The boys initially turn down the pussy invite. Dwyer is like, well why not? Johnny doesn’t want to fuck in a puddle of Dwyer’s cum. Rickie suggests that Johnny use the mouth then. Haha. Rickie just talks shit to Johnny to coerce him. Dwyer keeps telling Johnny that he’s the man. She is just smiling. So the guys are tag-teaming her. Well, she used her teeth. Johnny says that he’s going to the cops. Ya know because he got his dick hurt while raping a girl. JT talks so much shit to them, it’s awesome. Wheeler apologizes to JT. JT is all pissed at Rickie and blaming him. Johnny punched the hell out of her. JT just got gave both guys the boot.
Rickie talks to Joann and tells her that Johnny doesn’t love her, and to disregard what she hears tonight. She’s worried about somebody seeing them, and Rickie is like, who gives a fuck? Well, she obviously does. Clint tells Rickie that he hopes the chick they are fighting over is hot. Clint is a great character.
JT is putting lipstick on Dead girl. The top comes up to scare JT. Dead girl just bit and killed the dog. Aww, they make a cute couple. Johnny looks super sickly in class. He has to run and take a shit. His belly is grumbling. He has a huge bruise on his abdomen. He just like blew out his asshole. The whole bathroom is a bloody mess.
Dwyer comes to the room to free the dead girl and bring her to the hospital. Johnny is smelling like her. JT says that he’s fine. JT tells Dwyer that Johnny is dead. Dead girl just bit Dwyer, and now he will be dead.
Rickie throws a hissy fit in his room. So JT wants to make a new dead girl. He and Wheeler are going to abduct a chick, have her get bit. Wheeler wants to nail her, but JT is like Nah. Wheeler talks her into it. Wheeler goes to bring her to the car. They bring her to the trunk to sell her weed. Wheeler hits her in the back of the head with a tire iron, and she is bleeding, but whoops both of their asses and steals Wheeler’s wallet. Hahaha, That was great. Now Joann shows up, obviously because this was the obvious place it was heading. She is mad at what happened to Johnny. They say that they can just show her.
Ricky has a machete that he found outside, so that’s cool. He goes to the room, and he finds Joann tied and blindfolded. He takes off her blindfold. JT asks if he is here to save the damsel in distress. Wheeler tells him that they can make more. JT is trying to convince him that this is a good thing, he is doing this for his benefit, she will be all his. Wheeler thinks is a great idea to start touching Joann, Rickie and JT warn him to stop. Rickie slices off Wheeler’s arm. JT tells him that nothing has to change, it can just be Rickie and JT. JT says that Joann will never choose him, that she’d rather die than be with Rickie. Wheeler isn’t feeling too good. Dead girl is free and mauling Wheeler. Rickie frees Joann and they run off. JT says that he has to finish off Wheeler.
Rickie and Joann are at a door and it won’t open. Rickie asks Joann why she couldn’t just listen to him. JT has Dead girl on a chain, and they are close. Rickie witnesses dead girl eat JT. She charges at Rickie but just knocks him down. She is trying to get through that door, and she did. Rickie gets up, sees Joann, and she falls, she’s been bitten. Rickie asks JT why he did it. JT is just in tears crying, and he looks rough. Rickie is trying to drag Joann out of there. JT offers to bite Joann before she dies. Rickie tells her that he loves her, and she tells him to grow up and then asks for him to take her home.
We now see the dead girl running outside. Rickie is in school, he’s all alone reading a comic. He has a weird smile to him. He walks home alone all happy. We see inside the building, we go down the stairs and approach the room. We see Joann tied to a bed in this nice white get up, and her eyes are open.
End Film
This is a very unique film. I don’t know if the dead girl was a zombie, but I think that is the best guess, and had been down there for quite some time based on the rusted door. As for the dog, it clearly was protective of the girl, but was it a representation of Cerberus? I don’t know. There are lots of theories, and I would rather just enjoy the film for the story it tells and not dwell on interpretations. There are many flaws, the biggest being the likelihood of 5 boys all wanting to fuck the dead girl. Even at my horniest, that wouldn’t fly with me, plus to do it in front of people, nope. That was the most unrealistic part, not the zombie part. Once again, if you take your thinking cap off, you will find a fun movie here. It has its lulls, but it does what it should, and has a reasonable outcome, and that makes me happy. Sometimes the obvious outcome is the best outcome.
Final rating: 6.0 It’s re-watchable to me, and I would recommend it to those who think that this coming of age, boys fucking a zombie girl flick sounds good.
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