Wait, I thought I just reviewed the worst rated movie on my list. Hahaha, nope. This fucking movie. In theory, I should love it. a bunch of cave dwelling troglodyte monsters kill a bunch of dumb bitches. And THAT part is great!!! The problem is the journey. How much awful time is wasted in the beginning showing the ladies bonding and having some girl time? It was terrible, waste of fucking film, shoulda had a fucking V8, would have rather been punched in my 3 testicles, been married to Peg Bundy, watch the whole Twilightt franchise, beyond awfulness. Still, this is better than Paranormal Activity. I have nothing terribly positive to say, and a shitty sequel exists. Lists that rank modern day 2000’s horror flicks and have this in the top 10 or 20, well they are wrong. Everybody is entitled to their own opinion, but mine is better than yours in this case. Just a fucking travesty. I’m giving this the anti 9 deuce, giving it the 2.9. At least all the dumb bitches got got basically. Otherwise, epic fucking fail. And now I have probably lost half of my reading audience.
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