This promises to be bad. I can just feel it now, but I must do my due diligence to see this trilogy through. And you never know, this may blow part 2 away. I’m cheering them on because I respect what they have accomplished. I could absolutely go for less puking, more topless biker chicks, and bring back the midgets. It’s only 80 minutes, so I won’t be losing much time if it is bad. Let’s give it a whirl.
Once again, I can’t say much about the characters without giving away the results from the previous 2 movies. I can talk about new characters. I like how they are spending a few minutes in the beginning of this to show us what happened in the last one. I wish more sequels would do it this way. I am all but positive they filmed these one after the other for continuity sake, just like Lord of the Rings….but gorier.
Some of these things that they insist upon doing, monster rape for instance, I guess they want that as a trademark of the Feast franchise. Same with people living much longer than they realistically ever would in the real world. I mean a dude has a pipe lodged from below his chin up through the top of his head, but he’s still living. And now we have a prophet called Short Bus Gus. That’s simply fantastic. This is one of the most interesting horror franchises I have ever seen.
With about 15 minutes remaining, I honestly can’t wait for this to end. Now the screen is just action in the dark with the screen flickering. I feel like I may have a seizure watching this shit. Why would you do this to your audience? It absolutely doesn’t make the scene any better. If anything, it makes it utterly obnoxious. If this was a real film, I’d go so far as to call it pretentious, but the people who made this certainly are not the pretentious type.
Well Jean Claude Segal, seriously that’s his name, well he loses his arms, sorry for the spoiler. Well now they gotta climb a ladder, and another character says “Give me your arm”. Shit like that….I think in a different mood would possibly make me chuckle, or if I had been drinking. Why am I not drinking?
Can I count the same 2 chicks being topless in this one as I did the last? I think you have to.
WHAT THE FUCK? That ending. I have to say, that is one of the most unique endings I have ever seen. It will either make you feel like the whole trilogy was worth it, or you will regret the past 4+ hours of your life. And I don’t know what the right answer is. I’m confused how on to feel. I think I’m going to applaud them and say bravo. They said fuck convention, we’re doing this our way. Wow.
To try to sum this up, was easy 5 minutes ago. Now, with that ending, it was a game changer. So let me do this by saying that if you loved or liked part 1, and you sat through part 2 and you was left intrigued, maybe wanting a little more, or just want to see how they wrap it up, this is for you. If after part 2, you could give zero fucks, don’t bother with 3 because it’s basically an extension of 2. It’s only 80 minutes, and believe me, you will watch the credits. I don’t think I’ve ever had to sit through the entire credits the way that I just did. I have to give this a 5.3. It was dumb, tedious, over the top, campy, silly, it had so many elements mashed together, but so do other horror flicks. It’s a very unique combination, but at the end of the day, you have to respect that they were able to make 3 of these movies, and possibly a 4th. Kudos.
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T & A Totals updated, there was rape in all 3 of these, but not in the classical sense
19 Bare breasts
3 bare asses
2 concealed breasts
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