I do not recall how I came about this film, but it is a found footage film that supposedly takes place in upstate NY. That is the only reason I’m watching, but it did have an adequate rating.
So let’s get down to our cast of characters. We have the Poe family. David is a pastor and the dad. Claire is the mom and a psychologist. And we have 10 year old twins Emily and Jack. Something isn’t right with the kids.
The kids don’t talk, or haven’t yet. Jack likes dead things. He just showed that he killed his 2 goldfish. They also have the innate ability to move extremely fast, as in, one moment they are sleeping in bed, less than 3 seconds later they are standing up staring at the their parents. These kids are pissed when told they had to join in prayer before eating Thanksgiving dinner. They basically threw all their stuff on the floor. And the little girl just killed Nicolai the frog. If I ever have a son, that’s easily top 3 name for me. Both kids are slightly deranged. From here on out, there will be several spoilers, so read at your own risk. At the end, you will see the final paragraph with my rating and recommendation.
SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They clearly like killing animals. I kinda regret picking this film. The dad is keeping this film moving with his ridiculous. I don’t have a good feeling about the family dog’s future based on what just happened to the cat. On New Year’s Eve, Claire found David in the bedroom with the kids, and the kids had some serious bite marks on their arms and torsos. The kids say it was teh man in the closet. We also found out that David was abused as a child and that he has a drinking problem. Claire wants to take the kids to her mom’s,
We have just learned that at school, the 2 kids cornered a boy at school into the boy’s bathroom and bit him repeatedly. Claire has now changed her tune regarding David being abusive. Claire did a Rorschach test. Jack didn’t take well to it. David has decided the kids are possessed, so he is trying to perform an exorcism.
Wait, the kids are like cured now.. Between Valentine’s Day and Easter, the kids are happy, normal, smiling and talking. They even are hanging out with the kid that they bit. He is dressed as a pink Easter Bunny. Claire sit on his lap and say “Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you happy to see me?” Then he pulls out a carrot. CLASSIC!!!
The humor is short lived as it’s Easter Egg hunt time, but the 3 kids are not in their room and the dog is now dead., David found them and a bunch of dead animals. Oh yeah, and they had the kid tied down and yeah, those kids are getting arrested and removed from the house tomorrow. Because that makes sense. Those kids should be detained already. The kids now have the video camera, and the kids are setting the house up to kill their parents, Home alone style. The last 10-15 minutes is very intense,
END SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, so that was something. The movie is short, like 70 minutes. It takes about 20-30 to pick up, but once it does, you’re good to go. I don’t imagine any of you will go out of your way to download this, but if you do, it’s a fun time. The ending is lacking, but most found footage film endings are. I’m gonna give this a 5.8. Nothing awe inspiring, but it was fun for what it was, and I am going to recommend it, just keep expectations in line, and you may really enjoy it. Better than paranormal Activity 5, that’s for damn sure.
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37 Bare breasts
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