I didn’t enjoy the first Hostel at all. They seemed to have more fun with part 2 in the second half, so I enjoyed that more than the original. I have only seen this one once, and I recall I thought it was cheesy but entertaining.
We start off with a lady wearing a very cheeky outfit and a guy sees it and approves. He goes to his hotel room, and some hot chick is in her undies, and she is stacked. This girl is with Victor and are from Ukraine. Victor digs this guy as he has some beer. She goes to get a shower, and she gets nude, and only side boob. Victor is like, dude it’s cool to check it out. Her name is Anka. Victor says that Anka is having like a heart attack. She is face down on the floor and our just stands there. Victor is on the ground passing out too. So our dude calls in the men in black to take the bodies away. Good for him. And he’s got the tattoo.
So we have a dude about to get married, and his best man is supposedly taking him to Palm Sprints, but nah, going to Vegas. Victor and Anka are in separate cage, they are dragging her and shocking her. Victor is slightly upset. OK, our guys meet 2 buddies at the casino, and this music is so bad. One of the guy talks about how there’s no windows, oxygen being pumped in, alcohol, and pretty girls to take the money. Scott is our main guy. Mike is the short blonde guy. Justin is the guy on crutches. Carter is the other guy. Kendra and Nikki say they know a little freaky place off the strip. Mike is funny and horny at least. The guy drops them off at this building that looks not at all like a club. They knock on the door, and we have a black guy. Thank you! He tells them that they are gonna have a good time. Amy is Scott’s soon to be bride, and she calls, and she is way too hot to be with him. The guys went ahead without him. He gets captured. Put in a wheelchair, has a tube jammed down his throat, and it’s booze, and she’s a stripper, and he has 3 pairs of tits now. Thank you. The one girl has no tits whatsoever.
Scott talks to an escort and off her goes. A girl blows off poor Justin because of his crutch. Mike is with some really hot chick. Escort is all over Scott. Scott just wants to talk, because he’s a pussy. She’s like, nobody will know, but he stops her because he doesn’t want to be that guy. Mike has puked, and is all about trying to nail Nikki. She is dynamite, but Kendra gets all the lines. Shame.
Scott comes out to puke, and the taxi driver is still there and walks over to him. Yup, good shit. This movie is ludicrous. A black van goes to a building, and it has a tattoo scanner. No shit. Scott wakes up to Carter making a smoothie and Justin is there. Mike ain’t there. Yup, Mike is in one of the cages. Victor talks to him and gets shocked, The guys lead/drag Mike away. He’s gonna take a seat and be restrained. It’s auction time. Some lady had a sweet ass.
It appears that people are making bets as well. A guy surgically removed the skin from Mike’s face, and everybody claps.
The guys are worried and trying to track down Mike or Nikki. The guys are stalking Nikki via her email because that’s easy to do. They are in a trailer park. Kendra and some dude come in to the trailer where our guys broke in. Kendra says Nikki didn’t come home last night either. Awww.
Kendra is restrained, our very first original guy picked out a cheerleader outfit for her. Yup, that looks amazing. Some dude just sprayed her with something sweet I guess. He then unveils a tank of roaches. Time to flatten the table she is on so it’s horizontal. And he dumps the bugs and they crawl in her mouth. Fucking lame. This movie is dull as fuck. Why did I like this before?
So they are being led on a wild goose chase, the 3 guys and Kendra. Justin stays out in the car, while the 2 dudes and Kendra get gassed and knocked out and put in a van. Justin gets out to see what the fuck is happening. So the original guy, his name is Travis I think. He just took out Justin. And Carter is a member, don’t act surprised. He has had money all along. That ass, this girl, she has an amazing body.
This is just dumb. Justin is in a chair, and some fucking girl in a really tight ninja outfit, shoots him with a crossbow, even in the dick. Ow madame. She took him out in 9 shots. Poor Victor, he is so worried about Anka. So we have Victor, Scott, and Kendra. Scott is picked next. There are the girls in these amazing outfits. They are just the bee’s knees. Hey, it’s Carter’s turn with Scott. Carter is pissed because Amy stayed with Scott even after he cheated on her. “When it comes to pussy, there are no friends” says Carter. Carter is being a show-off, so the people running it free Scott so now we have a fight with weapons, knives, and shit. Scott killed Carter. Time to bid on killing the groom.
Victor finally gets a guard’s shock stick and kills the guard by putting it in his mouth. Go Victor! Victor is the only likable guy. Victor is a man on a mission. He gets himself an axe. I like everything that he is doing. Shit, Victor cut the power supply. He is the man. Victor with a second kill, axe buried in black guard’s chest, but black guard shot Victor in chest with shotgun. That’s best death scene obviously. Well, Scott called the cops, so now they have to shut down operations and kill all prisoners. So a guard went to kill Kendra. Scott with the save, and Kendra gets shot by Travis. Explosives in the building are armed and ready to go off in under 5 minutes. Wow, this is just getting worse and worse.
Scott finds Justin and Mike’s corpses. Now it’s Scott vs Travis. They are in the furnace room. Mike cuts Travis’ arm off. Carter is still alive by the way. He drives out and chains the gate shut as Scott is left behind and the building explodes. Well, Scott didn’t make it. Carter is the last man standing. Amy can’t act worth a shit. Carter is trying to console her. Amy tells him that she doesn’t want to be alone tonight. She needs a drink. We have a few minutes for her to kill him I would guess. Oh, Scott is alive, and they have tied up and restrained Cart. Scott looks like hell from the burns. This is fucking awful. Scott takes some gardening/mowing tool and kills Carter. Like didn’t even revel in it.
End Film
Nope, it was shit. That was bad. That was worse than part one.It was dull, and tried to be creative. The thing is, Mike’s face getting taken off was great. The bugs were shit. They gave too little of the torture. At this point in the game, if you are making part 3, know what your audience wants and give it to them. I would have had a minimum of 5 real torture scenes. I would have loved to see Anka, Mike, Justin, Kendra, and Nicky, or even do something more with Carter’s death. It reminded me of a Masters of Horror from season 2 called Family, with George Wendt. They did it better. I also really enjoyed having evil foreigners. Now we see how they flip the script in the beginning with Victor and Anka being innocent. Eh, it was ok, but I didn’t like not seeing Anka’s tits. I hated the feeling like I was watching The Hangover. It didn’t have the acting that part 2 had, and it didn’t have the story that part one had, which isn’t saying much. Carter being alive and then Scott being alive. I was just washing my hands clean of it at that point.
Final rating: 3.7
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