I have long told Raylene about the awfulness that is Necromantik and its sequel. So I showed Raylene part 2 today, well half of it. I’ll give you my quick thoughts.
WARNING: This is a terrible, grotesque film that is not enjoyable. There is nothing fun or pleasant about this. Why you keep reading my writing, I have no clue.
The movie starts off showing us the finale from part one when the guy decided to stab himself so he could bust a nut one final time was a good idea. It was bloody, it was gross. He had a big dick. And he shot like a super load. Peter North never let loose something that ridiculous. Oh and bloody, very bloody. Blood should never ejaculate from a dude’s dick. It just shouldn’t happen. Fuck that. Then we get down to the actual film.
First of all, incredibly slow-paced, plodding movie. In a weird way, it’s not so much horror as much as over an hour and a half of developing one character. This lady basically digs up the dude from part one, and she has a thing for him, sexually. We see how lonely she is, but she meets a dude who does voice-overs for porno flicks. So they go on a date, or possibly multiple ones. I fast-forwarded at points. Well it’s time to fuck, and she’s having fun, but then beheads him and zip ties his dick to keep the erection. This time the penis was much smaller than the dude in the original. She rides him until he cums, or maybe he already came in her. I mean, we only know he cum in her because she was pregnant. I’m not sure how that all works once a dude is beheaded, like is there a time frame between beheading and the ability to shoot your load? I would think once you are beheaded, it’s all over. Somebody smarter than me could answer that for me.
All in all, if you like really boring, slow-moving stories that is mostly character development about a girl wanting to fuck dead dude’s all in German, well this is for you. For everybody else, you should absolutely pass. I give this film a 1.0. There’s nothing redeemable to me about this film aside from maybe the music. Some people clearly like this sort of stuff, but not for me.
Final Rating: 1.0
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