If you like The Neverending Story, the film, not this blog, then keep reading. If you like pink hippos or a game of Fishing for Padre, keep reading. Most importantly, if a weapon named “Ultimate Fire-Lightning Hammer of Badassitude” sounds like something you can get behind, well sit your ass down, and keep reading. My […]
Tag: Adventure Write-Up
Welcome to the only blog where a group outvotes the word of Talos. Yes, this is the Tomb of Annihilation. This week, we meet El Revolutionadad, we may hear a troll toll song, which is definitely not stolen from a TV show on FX, and memories of Macho Man Randy Savage may or may not come […]
This week, the group checks out an airship, go through a battle montage, end up in Fire Newt City which leads to a dragon, and one member of the group is forced to do The Hustle. Who will it be? Guess you have to read on to find out. My name is Kent, and I […]
This week, Padre continues to put his official stamp on the group while taking Probie under his wing. From there, we meet a creepy old woman, a mercenary named Stumpie, and some walking mushroom men. If this sounds like a big bad dream, rest assured, we have those this week as well. My name is Kent, […]
This week, the group gets cocky, nay, dare I say…..penisy. Yes, the group that should know better, well by and large, they do not know better. But a T-Res gets a breakfast burrito in this chapter, so there is that. Thanks to Eric for writing this up…..including any typos that I didn’t catch. My name […]
This week, the group deploys Operation: Get Behind the Soldiers while going through a purple fog, or perhaps a Purple Haze. Lastly, we meet a leprechaun named Lemmy. He does not seem to have a Motorhead shirt on, nor is he the Ace of Spades. My name is Kent, and I host this site and […]
Are you a fan of sinners and saints? Good, because you’ll get at least one of each this week…..possibly more. Join us this week as our adventurers end up in an evil carnival. If you can’t guess what this place was called, I truly feel for you. My name is Kent. I am the guy […]
This week Canoe is asked to come out and play. I don’t know if this is an Offspring or The Warriors reference, but rest assured, I will have videos for both because that’s my contribution. We learn this week that goblins are dicks, Looney Tunes chicanery will always overcome monsters in battle, and that Tempest […]
This week, we are welcomed to the jungle. That sounds quite familiar. I fear the jungle. Too many damn bugs. Hi everybody, this is Kent, and I am your introductory host before we get to what you came for. Does anybody even read these intros? I learned that there is such a thing as a […]
It’s Tuesday, so here we are. This week, we get the fallout of our party dealing with Yan-Ti as well as meeting a legit Gladiator. I love Gladiator. Here’s a true story. I had this girlfriend, and she was cool as hell. We used to watch movies all of the time. She borrowed Gladiator and […]