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Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005)

Hellraiser: Hellworld somehow has a lower rating on IMDB than Hellraiser Deader. Fucking hell! This is the last time that Doug Bradley would play Pinhead and from the sounds of it, this is another script that they wedged Pinhead and the franchise into. Such bad decision making. I’m not at all excited. This is supposed […]

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Hellraiser: Inferno (2000)

Hellraiser: Inferno is the first film in the franchise to be direct to video and not be considered canon. I hate when people start going with what is and isn’t canon. Get your shit together! For a direct to video movie, Hellraiser: Inferno has a solid cast. Doug Bradley returns and this time around we […]

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Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)

Hellraiser: Bloodline is directed by Kevin Yagher and that name is very familiar to me at the moment. He worked on the Chucky dolls early on in the Child’s Play films and I think that he is married to Catherine Hicks. He also has worked on Tales From the Crypt TV series, Demon Knight, and […]

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Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)

Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth has an even lower score on IMDB than part II and I wasn’t overly enthused by that film. This concerns me. But the Children of the Corn franchise taught me that I should find some gems among some awful films in a 10 film franchise. So I may as well […]

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Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)

I don’t know what to expect from Hellbound: Hellraiser II. Kirsty may make a comeback or maybe a completely different story. I assume the stupidly named Kirsty makes a return in Hellbound: Hellraiser II. I am hoping for at least one good character that isn’t a Cenobite. That’s fair, right? I loved Frank. Also, better-looking […]

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Hellraiser (1987)

I’ve only seen Hellraiser 2-3 times. I have never really been very impressed by it. I know, I know. I’m a horror fan and I’m supposed to love these films. Well, that is why I am back to give Hellraiser a focused viewing. There are 10 of these mother fucking movies, and I intend on […]

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The Inflicted (2012)

OK, now that I have relaxed after that nightmarish movie, we’re back in the saddle again. I had this recommended on IMDB, so let’s see what we have. The very first scene takes place in 1992. So far, so good. There are a ton of spoilers, I can’t help it, this movie amused me too […]

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Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines (2012)

Well this has to be an improvement over part 4 and illogical fallacies of the decision to not kill when you have them trapped. Fuck you film, you aren’t winning me over with tits this time. After the guy kills Kaleen in the beginning, why is his axe clean seconds later? How the fuck does […]