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House Of Wax (2005)

Post author By superkent@gmail.com
Post date October 4, 2017
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Guilty pleasure film alert. This film took a lot of shit from critics and moviegoers alike. Yes, Paris Hilton is in it. Like that fucking ruins a film. She’s attractive, try telling me that you wouldn’t hit that and I would call you a liar. Secondly, she’s not the star, and plenty of less talented […]

Tags 2005, 9 Deuce, Brian Van Holt, Chad Michael Murray, Elisha Cuthbert, Horror, House of Wax, Jared Padalecki, Jon Abrahams, Paris Hilton, Robert Ri'chard, Twins, Wax Museum

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Love Actually (2003)

Post author By superkent@gmail.com
Post date February 4, 2017
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This has a great cast. But a lot of these films do and they still suck. So I am reserving my judgement, but right away, before the credits, fuck Hugh Grant. Let’s check it out. Oh for fuck’s sake, you really have to mention 9/11 within a minute? OK, they are singing “Love is All […]