9 Deuce
Hellraiser: Revelations has a 2.7 rating on IMDB. It is only 75 minutes long. Doug Bradley is no longer pinhead. The film supposedly takes place in Mexico. This is considered the worst film in the franchise. I don’t have enough beer in the fridge to make this sound fun. Just to get you more excited […]
1 year before the god awful movie titled Ouija came out, there is a low budget film that came out called The Ouija Experiment. I have already seen this. IMDB gives this a lower rating 3.6 vs 4.4 comparatively with Ouija. So is it worse? Is that possible? I have questions, and I will now […]
This has a shitty rating on NetFlix and IMDB. Needless to say, I’m excited. Please be better than Ouija. Oh dammit, it’s a fucking found footage video. I’m already annoyed. Every once in awhile I can be pleasantly surprised. They are British, so I have to put up with the accent. Oh well. We have […]
This is on NetFlix, it piqued my interest, and I like clowns. Soooo there. 1995 We hear somebody screaming that they did what “they” wanted, and it was a kid in the bathroom, and then he gets shot in the dome. OK, cool. The Family A guy found a video camera on the doorsteps, and […]
This is a unique anthology series. This opening is obnoxious, handheld nonsense. I remember hating it when I saw it and not giving it a chance afterward. There’s like 3 or 4 guys in a parking garage, they grab a girl and force her shirt up. We see a boob. Then they go to a […]
The commercials actually intrigued me. That’s usually my weakness is a decent, misleading trailer. Let’s see how disappointed I can be by the end of the night!! Oh god no, handheld cam. Please no more!!! October 29, 1993, this takes place. You peasants, you dare not do it in 1992? I am deducting a point […]
They start right off with footage from the very end of the original, with what’s her tits getting dragged away. We have some heavily armed guys, like military or SWAT, something like that. This takes place directly after the events of part 1. This doctor guy is telling the military guy that it’s OK to […]
Here is the original, before we had Quarantine, we had [Rec]. Well, I am not going to tell you anything mind-blowing. If you have seen Quarantine, you have basically seen this. I’ll take the version that requires no reading. Sorry that I am not more descriptive, but the reality is, Quarantine copied this, and they […]
The fifth of the Romero zombie films and I would guess a polarizing film. Yes, it is like a found footage style, but with actual good camerawork. So the camerawork isn’t actually a problem when viewing, but I guarantee that it instantly turned away a large number of viewers. When some college kids see the […]
I knew better, I did, but I pushed on an watched another shaky cam film, and you can imagine how it went. Here’s the most basic of synopsis that I feel like providing. Scarlett is some person who specializes in alchemy or has majored in it or whatever. She is after The Philosopher’s Stone. This […]