9 Deuce
Many years ago, when I started doing these reviews, I always wanted to get to this film. But I put it off and put it off. I think it has been 8 years. I did all of the Nightmare of Elm Street films, but then I decided that I wanted to do all of the […]
After Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan underperformed so badly, Paramount was like, fuck this noise and sold the character of Jason to New Line Cinema, better known as the house that Freddy built. Keep in mind, I said character, not franchise. This is why Friday the 13th isn’t included in any of […]
So this was the first movie I saw in the theater with Raylene. I also brought my buddy, Ron. I introduced Raylene as Hookerbot. I’m classy. You have to forget everything you know and have seen regarding the original 7.5 movies to appreciate this one. Nobody can replace Robert Englund, that’s a fact. But the […]
Sigh…..here we fucking go with the worst of the franchise. This is the gayest horror movie of all time. Not joking, this is a story about a guy coming out of the closet basically. Teenagers are getting off the school bus, and the attire is fabulous. Robert Englund is the driver. We are in Springwood, […]
A good old fashioned slasher! That’s I ever wanted. We get Kane Hodder, Tony Todd, and the great Robert Englund. Yes, I’m happy. Robert Englund and his boy are on a boat and looking for a 12 footer. I will assume a gator. Their names are Sampson and Ainsley. Ainsley is trying to piss and […]
I remember seeing the trailer and being enamored about this film. How could it be bad? I was 8, of course, this looked amazing. A couple of years later, seeing was believing. Believe that. Mitch Pileggi is in this, and so is Heather Langenkamp (Nancy from Nightmare on Elm Street), and John Tesh. The real […]
I have already reviewed Scream in the past, but I felt compelled to watch it again before taking on the full franchise so everything was fresh in my memory. I’m going to copy and paste what I wrote before, maybe add some notes, but I went pretty in depth. Spoilers ahead. Please enjoy. First off, […]
You clicked on this. You know what you’re getting yourself into. You’re in the right place. The story is that a soldier gets infected chemo-virus and ends up at this strip club. We meet all the girls, and the club owner, Ian, who was played magnificently by the always great Robert Englund. The main stripper, Kat, […]
I did a terrible blog about this film in 2013. Let’s just say that I was very new at blogging. I may not be good now, but I am experienced. Let’s break down this wonderful film. The idea is that they live in a world where Freddy, Jason, and Michael exist. You need to comprehend […]
I have a confession to make. This used to be my second favorite Nightmare, then third, then 4th, and now 5th if you count Freddy Vs Jason. Why does it keep dropping? It’s honestly because I have seen it too many times, and it’s not as charming as it was when I first saw it […]