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Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000)

Wow, that title just rolls off your tongue, doesn’t it? I’m not sure what kind of demand there was for this sequel. It probably came from people like myself. This was an immediate rental for me as soon as it became available. Alas, there’s a reason that a third Jack Frost film doesn’t exist, although […]

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Return of the Living Dead II (1988)

Why not go right on to an awesome 80’s sequel? The first one was so grand, what could go wrong in the sequel? We start right off with a military guy driving more barrels of the bad stuff from part 1.  Well there we go, a couple of barrels rolled off. The first piece of […]

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Chopping Mall (1986)

I found this on some horror movie list, it sounds interesting at least. A thief just busted in a jewelry store in a mall. And some robot just told him to stop and stalked him, shot him, and that was part of a film presentation. Oh my, these bots are going to be the new […]

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Tusk (2014)

Well, I have had this recommended to me for months now by Cece, sooo, let’s see where this takes me.  It has a solid cast with Justin Long, Johnny Depp, Michael Parks, and fucking Haley Joel Osment. Sigh. I’m already bummed out. Wallace (Long) and Teddy (Osment) are doing a podcast about a viral video […]

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Army Of Darkness (1992)

And then there is Army of Darkness. This movie has quite a huge cult following. Basically, we get a 5-minute recap early, and Ash is now in the 1300s. He needs to find the book. Well, this kingdom wants him dead, so they push him into a pit. He triumphs over evil, then talks lots […]

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The Frighteners (1996)

Well since everybody is all excited for Back to the Future day, I will give you a fil starring Michael J Fox and directed by Peter Jack of Lord of the Rings fame. Robert Zemeckis is also involved. Sweet.  This is a horror-comedy by the way.  Ohhhh, Jeffrey Combs is in this, as is Dee […]

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Motel Hell (1980)

Oh no, another comedy horror. I’m scared. The Motel’s name is Motel Hello with the O on the neon sign flickering. This old man witnesses a couple fall off a motorcycle at night. So he goes, checks on the man, Boris, loads him in the back of pickup. He sees the girl, Terry, who was […]

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Stitches (2012)

I’ve seen this once before. It’s awesome. Enjoy the show!! A clown is banging a chick in his little trailer, and he has an egg in there similar to his face paint, and he is late for a kid’s party. All the boys are staring at this kid’s mom’s cleavage. Our clown, Stitches is driving […]

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Ghostbusters (1984)

One of the first movies I saw as a kid at the movie theater. Stay Puft is an all-time favorite for a white pasty man. I’m excited. We start off at the NY Public Library. The librarian goes to put away books, we see a few books floating behind her. The walks past the card […]

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Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010)

This is a very popular movie that is a comedic take on films like Wrong Turn, and cabin film slashers. It’s what Shaun of the Dead was for the zombie genre, this is for the cabin in the woods redneck slasher genre. This stars Tyler Labine as Dale, and Alan Tudyk of Firefly fame as […]