9 Deuce
I am not looking forward to this. I don’t know how close to the original it is, but I’m going to try it. Michelle Trachtenberg is pretty at least. (2019 update: I know that another remake is coming out this year, and it looks significantly better than this tripe. It has Cary Elwes.) We start […]
Oh shit, Eli Roth is attached to this. Sigh. This guy, I assume his name is Martin, shows up, knocks on a door and is looking for Ana, but she doesn’t live here no mo. Sorta like Shaniqua. If you don’t know what I am talking about, look up Shaniqua. You’re welcome. He asks the […]
A foreign vampire movie. Gotta love Netflix. OK, it’s in black and white. A dude just stole a cat. He just walks a lot during this opening. Some kid asks him for money, and he’s like I ain’t got no money. Some old guy is a junkie doing drugs and owes money to this dude. […]
I have only seen this once. I don’t remember it well, but I liked it. And it has Vera Farmiga, one of my personal favorite actresses. Also, Peter Sarsgaard as her husband, and the great CCH Pounder as Sister Abigail. Where’s Bray Wyatt? We’re here. We start off with John bringing Kate to the hospital, […]
The obvious follow up to Orphan is The Orphanage. they are in no way connected though unfortunately. We see kids playing something like red light green light perhaps. This is clearly an orphanage, and the kids appear to have disabilities. The lady gets a call and one of the girls is gonna get a new […]
This has bad ratings all around. It’s about an American woman, on vacation to Bangkok, and she participates in an online game with dark secrets. Yup, this may be Pernicious 2. It’s on NetFlix, it’s 90 minutes. Fingers Crossed. This music is not doing anything for me, BUT at least they have a song, and […]
Well, VHS 1 had some good short stories. VHS 2 had one ok one, but the rest was shit. This is supposed to be the worst of the 3. If this sucks, I am following it up with something good. Our first girl has a nice smile. They have done away with having normal-looking girls […]
A good old fashioned slasher! That’s I ever wanted. We get Kane Hodder, Tony Todd, and the great Robert Englund. Yes, I’m happy. Robert Englund and his boy are on a boat and looking for a 12 footer. I will assume a gator. Their names are Sampson and Ainsley. Ainsley is trying to piss and […]
This is the sequel to a beloved film and the middle child of the trilogy. I have to be honest, when you watch this without any explanation and you have just finished the first one, the beginning is very odd. I wish there was better context, but it was 6 years later, so probably trying […]
And then there is Army of Darkness. This movie has quite a huge cult following. Basically, we get a 5-minute recap early, and Ash is now in the 1300s. He needs to find the book. Well, this kingdom wants him dead, so they push him into a pit. He triumphs over evil, then talks lots […]