9 Deuce
I know nothing about this other than there is a wolf and there is a man. We have Lon Chaney Jr. and Bela Lugosi in this one. Ugh, I hate the term lycan. Oh well. We meet Larry and his dad, Sir John. Sir John has won a Nobel prize and Larry is only visiting […]
Hey, Boris Karloff is in it, so the Mummy should be large and in charge and looking for chickies. Well, this is The Scroll of Thoth. Basically, it’s about rising from the grave. OK, sold. Field Expedition Season 1921 British Museum (9 Deuce) Sir Joseph is one of the guys working on this. Then there’s […]
Hey, a film from James Wan (Saw and The Conjuring) starring Patrick Wilson, Rose Byrne, and Lin Shaye. In theory, this sounds great. In practice……..I bring you, Insidious. That fucker Oren Pelli is involved in this. No wonder I feel the way I do about this. We have the Lambert family: Josh, Renai, and their […]
Cube is one of my all-time favorite films. I wait and wait and know that a sequel is due out. I download it as soon as I can as I couldn’t find it for a good price at the time. So the quality wasn’t that good, and I watched it and hoped to find answers […]
This was a favorite of mine as a kid. I liked it better than the original for 2 reasons: the stories were longer and better, and of course, because of the tits. Enjoy! Oh, and Tom Savini plays “The Creep”. The Creep is a comic delivery man, and he talks to Billy who wants his […]
I loved the first 2 Creepshows, and it took 20 years to get a 3rd one, which never made sense to me. What the fuck was the hold-up guys? Get your shit together, agree to terms, and make a fucking movie. I have heard nothing but bad things about this one. I hope I enjoy […]
Is it weird that I have never seen this before? Either way, I bought it for $5 from Amazon on blu ray. Fingers crossed that I enjoy this. The opening song is fantastic. The teens are all at this make-out point type place, and here’s the ice cream truck. The 2 guys in the ice […]
I have had this recommended to me a few times, so without further aboo, I bring to you, Boo. We start off with Jessie carving a pumpkin. She gets a creepy call, so she closes her door. It was just her girlfriend F’N with her. We see this girl stare at a pic of I […]
This is a horror movie with Michael Fassbender. Sold? Good. We have Steve and Jenny on a romantic weekend getaway in England perhaps. They go to a place named Eden Lake, and there’s even a sign and on the back of the sign, it says “Fuck off yuppy cunts”. They come across some kid who […]
Scariest movie ever? Mayhaps. Lots of bees while Tony Todd talks all scary. Now we get a scary story being retold. This bitch is with Billy, her not boyfriend. Her shirt is already off. She tells him about saying Candyman 5 times, so he says it 4 times while groping her titties. She tells him […]