9 Deuce
After Halloween Kills, I must admit that my expectations are quite tempered. I haven’t heard a lot of praise for this. But we live in a time where the loudest people are often the most negative. In some ways, I like coming into this with negative reviews because I have no expectations. Usually, I can […]
I liked the previous film. It was good enough to get the rest of the trilogy greenlit. I have nothing new to add other than I just hope that this is fun. It doesn’t have to be a masterpiece, just fun. I was going to do a play by play, and I am glad that […]
Halloween 2018 is a difficult film to discuss. You may be asking why. The simple answer is that this was a really solid film and yet it was completely unnecessary in its execution. I want to get through the nitpicking first so I can end this on a positive note. I really dislike that this […]
Finally, a good film. Haddonfield, IL October 31, 1978 Laurie instructs the 2 kids to run and get help and be safe. Michael sits up being Lauri. They both rise. Loomis is looming. Michael starts choking her. Loomis shoots Michael 5 or 6 times. Loomis goes to check on the body and he sees the […]
I have already reviewed Scream in the past, but I felt compelled to watch it again before taking on the full franchise so everything was fresh in my memory. I’m going to copy and paste what I wrote before, maybe add some notes, but I went pretty in depth. Spoilers ahead. Please enjoy. First off, […]
Hey, a movie starring the “scream queen” Jamie Lee Curtis and Leslie Nielsen. This can’t be bad, right? Well, not so fast. I am going to give you a quick spoiler-ific synopsis and then provide you with my final thoughts and rating. Don’t expect much. SPOILERS We start off with some kids, like 11 or […]
Could it be? The last legit Halloween movie in the original franchise? Bout fucking time. All these reviews may have made me come off bitter to longer running franchises. Here’s what I have learned though. If the original was so good that you keep coming back no matter how shitty the sequels are, but you […]
Talk about a shitty movie that has way too many fond memories. This movie isn’t garbage juice, but it’s not great by no means. Still, I rank it with 2 & 4 as my favorite original Halloween flicks. This reheated pizza sucks by the way. I think this is why toppings are so clutch. Think […]
I want to start off by saying I am not a huge fan of this movie compared to most everybody else’s. I am not disputing it’s importance in history. I’m not suggesting it is a bad movie. My mom was legitimately excited to show this to me once she figured out I liked these crazy […]