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Film Reviews Horror

Creep (2014)

Here’s IMDB’s description/summary: “When a videographer answers a Craigslist ad for a one-day job in a remote mountain town, he finds his client is not at all what he initially seems.” Oh yay, it’s handheld horror…..sigh. You cheap fucks, make a scary movie that doesn’t rely on this. Well, this has a cast of 2, […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Insidious (2010)

Hey, a film from James Wan (Saw and The Conjuring) starring Patrick Wilson, Rose Byrne, and Lin Shaye. In theory, this sounds great. In practice……..I bring you, Insidious. That fucker Oren Pelli is involved in this. No wonder I feel the way I do about this. We have the Lambert family: Josh, Renai, and their […]

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Film Reviews Horror

Blair Witch (2016)

This film came out 16 years after Book of Shadows.  I had read that it was well received at the film festival.  Well, don’t trust film festivals because they are filled with pompous assholes.  Lesson learned, right?  Let’s get down to business and discuss the plot and try to get through this as quick as […]