9 Deuce
What do you do if after many drafts and scripts for the proposed Freddy vs Jason film fall through or don’t meet your standards? You say fuck it, let’s make yet another horror movie with space marines and a beloved icon. That worked so well with Hellraiser and Leprechaun, right? Let’s have a laugh. What […]
After Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan underperformed so badly, Paramount was like, fuck this noise and sold the character of Jason to New Line Cinema, better known as the house that Freddy built. Keep in mind, I said character, not franchise. This is why Friday the 13th isn’t included in any of […]
It’s officially October 2021 and I sitting here with a bowl of Count Chocula and almond milk. I never quite finished the Friday the 13th franchise last year, regrettably. So I want to do that right now. This is the final F13 film of the 80’s. Some people will say the franchise was never the […]
I can tell you that it is nice that there isn’t a lot of things to complain about or make fun of from behind the scenes. There are some fun things that I did learn. This is where Paramount Pictures wanted to work with New Line Cinema to put together a Freddy Vs Jason film. […]
This film got a 1.7 on IMDB. Holy fuck, this is going to be tremendous, for all of the wrong reasons. Ugh, it’s an hour and 56 minutes of fuckery. Am I the only person that sees a shitty movie listed on Netflix and assume it’s around 90 minutes long? They all seem to be. […]
A good old fashioned slasher! That’s I ever wanted. We get Kane Hodder, Tony Todd, and the great Robert Englund. Yes, I’m happy. Robert Englund and his boy are on a boat and looking for a 12 footer. I will assume a gator. Their names are Sampson and Ainsley. Ainsley is trying to piss and […]
Kane Hodder and Tony Todd are back, and Danielle Harris is now playing Marybeth. I love Danielle Harris, so this works for me. We pick up exactly where part 1 finished, in the boat with Marybeth and Victor Crowley. She jams her thumb in his eye socket, they both fall out of the boat. A […]
Well, this should wrap up the trilogy, and I am excited. (Now it’s a quadrilogy.) We see Marybeth as she fires her last shot into Victor’s head. She is all bloody and kneeling with her back to him. He sits up like Undertaker, and she doesn’t see it. She is wandering, seeing the dead bodies. […]
I did a terrible blog about this film in 2013. Let’s just say that I was very new at blogging. I may not be good now, but I am experienced. Let’s break down this wonderful film. The idea is that they live in a world where Freddy, Jason, and Michael exist. You need to comprehend […]
Yes, we are finally tackling this franchise! Most of us here are quite excited about this one. I say most of us as one of our contributors was not a fan of House, to say the very least. That’s not a bad thing though because it’s more fun to have some disagreement. If you find […]