This has bad ratings all around. It’s about an American woman, on vacation to Bangkok, and she participates in an online game with dark secrets. Yup, this may be Pernicious 2. It’s on NetFlix, it’s 90 minutes. Fingers Crossed. This music is not doing anything for me, BUT at least they have a song, and […]
Tag: NetFlix Horror
V/H/S (2012)
This is a unique anthology series. This opening is obnoxious, handheld nonsense. I remember hating it when I saw it and not giving it a chance afterward. There’s like 3 or 4 guys in a parking garage, they grab a girl and force her shirt up. We see a boob.Ā Then they go to a […]
V/H/S 2 (2013)
Well, can this be any worse than the original? Yes, yes it can. A hot blonde is in a motel with some Jason Statham looking mother fucker. We see her fake tits and his wang.Ā Larry and Ayesha are private investigators. They are searching for some lady’s son. They break into a house. There are […]
V/H/S Viral (2014)
Well, VHS 1 had some good short stories. VHS 2 had one ok one, but the rest was shit. This is supposed to be the worst of the 3. If this sucks, I am following it up with something good. Our first girl has a nice smile. They have done away with having normal-looking girls […]
The Tortured (2010)
I think I have seen this. The problem is that a good chunk of 2009-2014 is very blurry. Concussions do that to you. This stars the beautiful Erika Christensen as well as the bad ass Bill Moseley. I am excites. I love Bill!!! And this has torture! Let’s just set the stage, we have a […]
Stitches (2012)
I’ve seen this once before. It’s awesome. Enjoy the show!! A clown is banging a chick in his little trailer, and he has an egg in there similar to his face paint, and he is late for a kid’s party. All the boys are staring at this kid’s mom’s cleavage. Our clown, Stitches is driving […]
Rec 4: Apocalypse (2014)
Well, they bring Angela back. Hopefully, they have just wiped away part 3 from memory. Hopefully… We are back at the building. They are looking for Angela. We have a Guzman and a Lucas. These guys are getting taken out by the infected and the explosives are due to explode inĀ 4 minutes….make that 3. […]
Rec 3: Genesis (2012)
This one takes place miles away from the original apartment. I’m curious to see how it goes. We have a marriage between Koldo and Clara. We see an awful wedding video. Adrian is the camera guy. Atun is a professional videographer. Tita is a girl who is filming, and some chick has something to show, […]
I just found out that this is on Netflix, and I know you sick fucks want a rundown, so let’s do this!!! So far, we have terrible acting, Tiny Lister, and a warden of a prison named Bill who wants respect. He also nails Bree Olsen. Bree Olsen is gorgeous. Bill is a big fan […]
The Babadook (2014)
This was my alternate for the last film this year. I’m very impressed by it. I have the special edition blu ray. Just a great little film. I hope that you enjoy. We start off with Amelia in what appears to be a car accident. Her husband is next to her, and she sees lights […]