9 Deuce
Hellraiser: Judgement is currently the most recent Hellraiser film as of 2020. It’s the 10th film in the franchise. The same people that own the rights to this franchise also own the Children of the Corn franchise, and it is funny because I have compared the two. It now makes total sense. This and CotC: […]
Hellraiser: Revelations has a 2.7 rating on IMDB. It is only 75 minutes long. Doug Bradley is no longer pinhead. The film supposedly takes place in Mexico. This is considered the worst film in the franchise. I don’t have enough beer in the fridge to make this sound fun. Just to get you more excited […]
Hellraiser: Hellworld somehow has a lower rating on IMDB than Hellraiser Deader. Fucking hell! This is the last time that Doug Bradley would play Pinhead and from the sounds of it, this is another script that they wedged Pinhead and the franchise into. Such bad decision making. I’m not at all excited. This is supposed […]
Hellriaser: Deader is the first of two Hellraiser films to come out in 2005. Yes, that’s right. Two films from the same franchise were released in the same year. When has that ever happened prior? I really enjoyed the previous film, Hellseeker. I went in with very low expectations and was rewarded. This time, Kari […]
Hellraiser: Hellseeker brings back Kirsty. Are you fucking kidding me? Ya know, I thought I was done having to spell that name so stupidly. Dean Winters is in this, he played Dennis in 30 Rock. That’s all the positives I have to say. This better be an improvement over Inferno. Please be an improvement and […]
Hellraiser: Inferno is the first film in the franchise to be direct to video and not be considered canon. I hate when people start going with what is and isn’t canon. Get your shit together! For a direct to video movie, Hellraiser: Inferno has a solid cast. Doug Bradley returns and this time around we […]
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth has an even lower score on IMDB than part II and I wasn’t overly enthused by that film. This concerns me. But the Children of the Corn franchise taught me that I should find some gems among some awful films in a 10 film franchise. So I may as well […]
I don’t know what to expect from Hellbound: Hellraiser II. Kirsty may make a comeback or maybe a completely different story. I assume the stupidly named Kirsty makes a return in Hellbound: Hellraiser II. I am hoping for at least one good character that isn’t a Cenobite. That’s fair, right? I loved Frank. Also, better-looking […]
I’ve only seen Hellraiser 2-3 times. I have never really been very impressed by it. I know, I know. I’m a horror fan and I’m supposed to love these films. Well, that is why I am back to give Hellraiser a focused viewing. There are 10 of these mother fucking movies, and I intend on […]
Well this has to be an improvement over part 4 and illogical fallacies of the decision to not kill when you have them trapped. Fuck you film, you aren’t winning me over with tits this time. After the guy kills Kaleen in the beginning, why is his axe clean seconds later? How the fuck does […]