9 Deuce
So this was the first movie I saw in the theater with Raylene. I also brought my buddy, Ron. I introduced Raylene as Hookerbot. I’m classy. You have to forget everything you know and have seen regarding the original 7.5 movies to appreciate this one. Nobody can replace Robert Englund, that’s a fact. But the […]
Seriously, this is my 4th time trying to write about this film. I get tired, distracted, pissed off, various things, so I never finish it. This one is for you Kristi. The cast is pretty solid. You have Dee Snider as Captain Howdy, Kevin Gage who was in Heat, Blow, and May, and the incomparable […]
Sigh…..here we fucking go with the worst of the franchise. This is the gayest horror movie of all time. Not joking, this is a story about a guy coming out of the closet basically. Teenagers are getting off the school bus, and the attire is fabulous. Robert Englund is the driver. We are in Springwood, […]
A good old fashioned slasher! That’s I ever wanted. We get Kane Hodder, Tony Todd, and the great Robert Englund. Yes, I’m happy. Robert Englund and his boy are on a boat and looking for a 12 footer. I will assume a gator. Their names are Sampson and Ainsley. Ainsley is trying to piss and […]
You clicked on this. You know what you’re getting yourself into. You’re in the right place. The story is that a soldier gets infected chemo-virus and ends up at this strip club. We meet all the girls, and the club owner, Ian, who was played magnificently by the always great Robert Englund. The main stripper, Kat, […]
I did a terrible blog about this film in 2013. Let’s just say that I was very new at blogging. I may not be good now, but I am experienced. Let’s break down this wonderful film. The idea is that they live in a world where Freddy, Jason, and Michael exist. You need to comprehend […]
I have a confession to make. This used to be my second favorite Nightmare, then third, then 4th, and now 5th if you count Freddy Vs Jason. Why does it keep dropping? It’s honestly because I have seen it too many times, and it’s not as charming as it was when I first saw it […]
My mom took me and my buddy Alan to see this in the theater, and this movie was in 3D. Yup, I was sold. This movie gets a ton of shit. Some, if not most of it, is entirely warranted. So let’s tackle the negatives first. Freddy is in cheesy one liner mode at this […]
So what does one do when they can’t stomach sitting through Nightmare of Elm Street 2? Well they shouldn’t watch part 5 because that’s the next worse one. That’s exactly what I did, and this will be short. Here’s the biggest problem with part 5: a total disregard for the fans in my opinion. It’s […]
Not a live running blog, trying to give y’all a break. Starts right off with an amazing song, Nightmare, by Tuesday Knight, yes that’s her real name, and she replaces Patricia Arquette as Kristin. Really, this song kicks ass. The soundtrack is super expensive sadly. Kristin is in a nightmare, pulls Joey and Kinkaid in. […]