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Film Reviews Horror

Hell Fest (2018)

I thought the previews made this look like a run of the mill slasher at a carnival. I am curious if this will present anything special that I don’t anticipate. That would be good. Tony Todd of Candyman and Final Destination fame is in this along with Amy Forsyth who I really enjoyed in Channel […]

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Hatchet II (2010)

Kane Hodder and Tony Todd are back, and Danielle Harris is now playing Marybeth. I love Danielle Harris, so this works for me. We pick up exactly where part 1 finished, in the boat with Marybeth and Victor Crowley. She jams her thumb in his eye socket, they both fall out of the boat. A […]

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Candyman (1992)

Scariest movie ever? Mayhaps. Lots of bees while Tony Todd talks all scary. Now we get a scary story being retold. This bitch is with Billy, her not boyfriend. Her shirt is already off. She tells him about saying Candyman 5 times, so he says it 4 times while groping her titties. She tells him […]

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Splatter (2009)

Splatter is a 29-minute short film on NetFlix.  On IMDB they treat it like it was a tv series, but this felt like a standalone short.  After some research, I found this on Wikipedia and it helps explain the final product a bit better.  Not so much in the form of spoilers, but production and […]

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The Crow (1994)

This is easily one of my 5 favorite films that I will be reviewing this month.  I have lots of great memories due to this film.  For those who say that this isn’t a chick flick, find any cool chick who was a teen in the 90’s, rest assured, she has seen this film.  That […]

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Final Destination 5 (2011)

As of right now, this is the last of the franchise. Give it time and there will be a 6th or a reboot because Hollywood is just the worst currently. It makes me sad. I hope this is an improvement over the last 1 or 2 of the films. Fingers crossed. This brings Tony Todd […]

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The Final Destination (2009)

So far, the franchise is following the horror movie franchise curve, meaning that every movie progressively gets slightly worse. This franchise though is showing me that it is not to be taken lightly. This is the fourth installment of the franchise, and I think it was a mistake to not include the number, but Fast […]

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Final Destination 3 (2006)

At this point, let’s face it, you know what to expect. People are going to cheat death, and death is going to be pissed and kill them anyway. Some characters from previous installments will be referenced. Don’t expect a very detailed blog here, but more the highlights. Start Film Mary Elizabeth Winstead is in this, […]

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Final Destination 2 (2003)

I honestly don’t recall this film, but I know that I have seen it. Will it be just another shit sequel, or will it be halfway decent? It’s only 0.3 less on IMDB’s rating scale, so that’s encouraging.  Clear returns as does Bludworth. Start Film This takes place a year after the first one apparently. […]

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Final Destination (2000)

I remember when this was a shiny, brand new concept, and people were dumb and afraid to get on a plane after this. Then they made another, and another, and ended up with 5 total in the Franchise. I haven’t seen every last one, but that ends now. On the plus side, Tony Todd is […]