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The XXXorcist (2006)

Yes, this is a horror porno. If this sort of thing offends you, move along to the next post, I won’t be upset.

This is as cheesy as it comes. The Sister/Mom figure in this is kinda cute. The possessed girl, well she is an average looking porn girl, but due to the vile nature of lots of green spew, her hotness cannot be properly measured. The story is the sister/mom contacts the priest because Reagan is possessed. The priest has a huge ass cross. Other things that should be pointed out: the priest has an Aqua Teen Hunger Force tattoo. Good shit. So here’s the basic synopsis, and you will not be wowed.

So the bed starts shaking. The priest is gonna a sex-orcism. Something about his mom sucks dick in hell. Needless to say he like ties her up, but he isn’t really tied. She starts sucking him off. Her tits are nice. After about 5.5 mins of sucking him off, now he is gonna copulate with her, he is pounding that crotchal region. Her voice sound effects make this less sexy than it already is. Some dude will have watched this and got turned on.  About 5.5 mins on that, and then she squirts, but it’s this awful green liquid. Ugh. The priest gets flung against the wall. He is knocked out.

The sister enters the room and starts making out with Reagan and she starts rubbing  Reagan’s claptrap.  The sister has a pierced tongue, and now she is at the all you can eat buffet of this girl’s body. Cunnilingus commences for 4 mins. The priest gets up and grabs some sacred dildo that he was gonna implant in the sister’s now possessed area. The girls throw him down on the bed.Reagan rides his schlong. Sister rides his face. The sacred dildo is knocked out of his hands. This goes for about 2 mins, both girls decide to slob upon his knob. Back to the most recent configurations. Oh, sister has her clit pierced. More green puke.

Reagan asks the priest to perform anal pretty much. For anal fans, this is exactly what you expect. He gets in there with minimal effort, she must be a pro. Only 2.5 mins, now she gives him more oral. Back to her ass riding him, still anal. Then a BJ for a minutes. He gets out all of his sacred sex toys. She lays there spread eagle.  Cross shape dildo in her. Small buttplug next. Final dildo in her mouth. He is cursing out the demon which is now in him somehow. He dead or passed out.  A bald priest shows up, talks to him.He dead. The end.

I apologize for all of this, but I figured it would be a change of pace. Overall, for a porno with a story, it was still not pleasant, not very funny, but exactly what you would expect. How does one rate this? I don’t think I do. I would say only download if you like sick shit, or you are curious, or think it may be funny.

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